Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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