theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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