I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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