I look better un-naked...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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