You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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