I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
