Why are handjobs necessary in class?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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