super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Duck Duck Cougar?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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