This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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