She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You're so nebulous sometimes
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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