shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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