If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!