woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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