I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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