put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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