I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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