if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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