singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
dude. I can hear the air.
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