Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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