you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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