just come out here and I will go home with you...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
