My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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