Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
