I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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