You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm like, not good at living.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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