So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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