Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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