No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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