Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Randomize
