I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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