it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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