what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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