Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I can feel your judgement through the phone
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
