Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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