She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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