Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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