Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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