I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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