i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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