At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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