I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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