Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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