she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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