ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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