I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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