Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Are we still banned from the library?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWWâ€
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