just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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