You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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