After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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