I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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