Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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