I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I have post one night stand depression
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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