i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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