this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
