just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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